Dear Jack,
Twice, Twice in the last month I have visited you late night. You've lived down the street from me for four years now and I've never even looked your way. What is this new affair?? I'm not this kind of girl!!! Ok, I admit it, I gave your Pumpkin milkshake 5-cherries last Halloween... but that's a seasonal treat.. an anomaly. However, you did it again with your Mint Oreo Cookie milkshake last night! Ugh! A perfect balance of flavors, an admirable consistency, thick but not impenetrable, and most tantalizing yet--those Oreo cookie chunks! My fiance even declared it GOLDEN CHERRY worthy!!! From a fast food joint?? Out of a machine?? It's OBSCENE. And let's not even Talk about your Sourdough Grilled Chicken Club with bacon, for that was clearly laced with all sorts of crack-like addicting tastiness. Ugh!
JACK- this relationship cannot be. It was great while it lasted and I know I'll never forget it, but quite simply, I'm not a fast food girl. Really- I'm not! My mama raised me better than that. Maybe for the holidays, I'll stop by.. you know, for an Eggnog special... but this late night shenanigans? You'll have to find someone else who'll fall for your charms. Sorry Jack, but we're Over.
Truly,
The incriminating evidence!
Lol! Too cute!
Posted by: LeQuan | 02/22/2011 at 12:40 PM
PS
Sorry that you missed out on a great gal, Jack. At least you'll always have the memories ;-)
Posted by: LeQuan | 02/22/2011 at 12:43 PM
best post ever! you are such a great writer!!
Posted by: jade | 02/23/2011 at 08:39 AM
Haha, love it! Would you believe I've never had an illicit love affair with any of Jack's milk shakes? He has not brought any of his shakes to my yard. This must be corrected soon!
Posted by: Diana | 02/23/2011 at 01:51 PM